6 Ways to Never Have to Work Again

Everybody dreams of being able to retire early, or even better, right now, but is it realistic? There are lots of different approaches, but they all have their downsides.

1. Injure Yourself On Purpose

Sure it may be insurance fraud, but are you really going to care when you’re living the easy life collecting disability? They will pay you, because you are unable to work and all it is going to cost you is a normal lifestyle and probably never getting laid again for the rest of your life. At least you never have to wake up to an alarm clock again though.

2. Join a Cult

It may not exactly keep you from having to work, but if you play your cards right you can rise to the top ranks of the cult and people will just be basically throwing you money. Just make sure that after you have everyone’s money and it is time for the suicide pact, that you keep a special cup of Kool Aid with no cyanide in it.