1. Go as Michael Jackson

Not only did he just die recently, which is creepy enough, but he was just a creepy guy all around, and everyone is still sort of unsure about the whole “little boy” thing. Most people that see you in this costume will probably try to detain you so that you [...]

Remember those little Flintstones chewable vitamins, that actually made it enjoyable to take your medicine? This is sort of like that, but these vitamins only work for one very specific organ, and there is no mini Wilma Flintstone (although if the girl you plan to use these around looks anything like Wilma, please send [...]

showerpower

So your in the shower with your lady. Things are getting hot, things are getting hot and things are getting slippery. Literally slippery, she slips in the shower and ruins the whole mood for a couple minutes. There’s only one solution to this problem. Shower Power! Shower Power is a [...]