In case you have ever had a hard time telling whether you were drunk or not, just take a look at your Bottoms Up Shot Glass and you will know. When the glass is right side up it says drink, but then turn the glass upside down and it says drunk. If you have to ask yourself if you are drunk or not though, then it is probably a good indicator that you are indeed drunk. $12.

The ladies love it when you get them in the mood by lighting up a few candles, but they don’t always look that cool when you have your buddies over for a few beers. There is a simpler and much better solution than just hiding them though, it is called Beer Bottle Candles. They are exactly what they sound like and feature some bottles from some awesome beers and have some equally awesome scents. $28.

These new Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts are the best way to tell that special someone how you really feel this Valentine’s Day. Don’t waste your time with all of those cheesy love poems that are so typical this time of year, and use a line from some of your favorite hip hop songs. That will really let her know how you feel. $5.

I hardly ever send a letter by snail mail anymore, but maybe if i had a few Mmmvelopes I might be paying my bills by mail once in a while. These Mmmvelopes feature an adhesive that tastes like real bacon. This is definitely something that will perpetuate the stereotype of the mailman being chased by the dog. $7.

I really like this soap even though the concept and novelty of it will pretty much instantly disappear after using it once and the mold wearing away. That’s ok though, maybe it would work better on display anyways. $8.