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When I first read the headline of this the other day, I thought to myself, only in America. I was wrong though, this monster of a baby is actually Asian, being born to an indonesian mother in North Sumatra. Reports say that the baby’s cry sounds like a Lion’s roar, and I don’t want to be presumptuous, but could this baby’s gigantic roar be the cause of the devastating earthquake that hit Sumatra this week? Anyways, check him out next to another newborn baby, he looks like his older brother and they were born on the same day. He is the second biggest baby ever born, the biggest being 23 pounds set in 1879. Doctors claim his size due to the fact that his mother had diabetes. Go figure.

Elena Santarelli was pretty much born to wear a bikini. You can see more proof of that at Out of Aces.

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Korea seems like a really strange yet amazing place. Things are done a little differently over there as you can see from this ad, which is somehow for a water park, although we aren’t quite sure how. Thanks to I Am Bored for the find.

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