Flogging the dolphin, shaking hands with the president, choking the chicken – all euphemisms for pleasuring yourself. This dude, however, isn’t doing any of that, as he’s just busy getting his biceps all buffed up in plain view. Might I suggest you not do this, no matter how funny it looks or you could find yourself locked-up in the big house and that would most definitely suck.
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