I don’t know why so many people can’t get enough bacon into their diet through the normal methods, and if Bakon Vodka wasn’t enough for you, maybe J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm could lend a hand. If girls can have their own lip products that taste like strawberries and peaches and glitter, why can’t the [...]

Nicole Narain’s original claim to fame was being a Playboy Playmate way back in 2002. That was until her private tape that she made with Colin Farrell was “released”. There has to be some sort of conspiracy going on, these celebrities have to be leaking their own tapes, otherwise they are just extremely [...]

Add this to the long list of things that I want but can’t afford. Actually it might be better to add it to the list of things I could afford if I were smarter with my money. Either way, this TV is really cool. It has a unique speaker system, that is [...]

Do you ever wonder why women can be named Autumn and Summer, but you have probably never met a Winter in your life? Oh well, this is Autumn Reeser, an actress from the OC that I might have to start watching now that I know she’s on it. Check out Buge Hoobs for [...]

I used to have a job on a construction site, and every morning when I would come in, and be greeted with a cold beer, I would always see the Mexican guys on the crew pouring tomato juice into theirs. I never tried it, a cold beer on it’s own was always enough breakfast [...]

Jessica Gomes is a beautiful Australian model that isn’t even Australian at all in her heritage. Jessica’s father was from Portugal, while her mother is of Singaporean Chinese descent and the mix of the two is simply spectacular. She has appeared multiple times in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, sometimes wearing nothing more [...]

1/2 shot vodka
1/2 shot gin
1/2 shot rum
1/2 shot tequila
1/2 shot southern comfort
1/2 shot ameretto
It’s pretty obvious why this one is called the axe murderer. The website I found this one on said explicitly not to serve more than 2 to one person, but I say throw caution to the wind and start with a [...]

Brazilian women really are god’s gift to men everywhere. I have never in my life met a man that said he didn’t like Brazilian women, and I don’t ever want to, because after hearing those words he would probably say that he doesn’t like beer, but is very into figure skating and synchronized swimming. [...]

I aspire to be a dirty old man some day. The way I see it is, I’m already a dirty young man, but I just can’t act on all of my crazy thoughts for various reasons. Old men though, can do whatever they want and just use the senile, or “I don’t remember [...]

You guys are lucky to even be seeing this right now, I almost couldn’t upload these pictures. As I kept trying my screen would flicker and my internet cable started melting the outer coating. They finished just before everything turned really bad and I realized it was because Alexis Lopez was just so [...]