Obscure Movie Review: Teeth

Obscure Movie Review: Teeth
This movie is just messed up from the jump. Here’s the concept, the main female character has a secret. Her lady parts are filled with teeth. Angry teeth. Just the thought of that is enough to send a chill up my spine and thank god that my girlfriend doesn’t have one of those. Anyways, the movie unravels in typical shock-horror fashion, and she gets back at the people who have wronged her by inviting them for sex and then biting off their members with her vag-teeth. Best scene: when she chomps off the guys’ dong in a cave and takes off, and a dog comes by and picks it up and trots off happily with his new prize. This one isn’t for the squeamish.

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