Michael Jackson Dead at 50: Cardiac Arrest

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The so-called King of Pop has died this afternoon in his Holmby Hills home from a cardiac arrest. Sources say that paramedics were called into the house, but by the time they got there, he had no pulse and that they were never able to revive it. Once at the hospital, there was absolute chaos, as people were screaming “save him! save him!”, and hospital staff tried to resuscitate but to no avail. Michael leaves behind 3 children, Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II. We know this is probably a sensitive time for many Michael Jackson fans, so we will hold off with any Michael Jackson or child relation jokes until the time is more appropriate. Maybe about a week or so.

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2 Comments to “Michael Jackson Dead at 50: Cardiac Arrest”

  1. 06-26-2009 at 4:48 pm
    that guy

    dunno if i can hold off for a whole week – i’m gonna shoot for 24 hours, but then all bets are off

  2. 07-04-2009 at 8:29 am
    Booze Battleship

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