1. Go as Michael Jackson

Not only did he just die recently, which is creepy enough, but he was just a creepy guy all around, and everyone is still sort of unsure about the whole “little boy” thing. Most people that see you in this costume will probably try to detain you so that you can’t ruin the trick-or-treating fun of any youngsters that night.

2. Stay Home and Hand Out Candy

Obvious the laws of probability say that if you don’t go anywhere, you won’t meet anyone, and this couldn’t be any truer than on Halloween. If for some reason you do end up being stuck home doing this (we pity you) for the love of god, do NOT hand out apples or toothbrushes. Houses get egged and TP’ed for a reason. Crappy candy.

3. Cross-Dress

Everybody dreams of being able to retire early, or even better, right now, but is it realistic? There are lots of different approaches, but they all have their downsides.

1. Injure Yourself On Purpose

Sure it may be insurance fraud, but are you really going to care when you’re living the easy life collecting disability? They will pay you, because you are unable to work and all it is going to cost you is a normal lifestyle and probably never getting laid again for the rest of your life. At least you never have to wake up to an alarm clock again though.

2. Join a Cult

It may not exactly keep you from having to work, but if you play your cards right you can rise to the top ranks of the cult and people will just be basically throwing you money. Just make sure that after you have everyone’s money and it is time for the suicide pact, that you keep a special cup of Kool Aid with no cyanide in it.

I want to first off thank my friend over at Spewf, for an idea I wish I could call my own. The concept is simple, get a group of 6 people together and get each one to bring a 6 pack of a premium beer. Then pass them all out so that everybody has one of each type and proceed to drink around the TV. Such a simple concept, but such a good one. I think I may try this one out tomorrow, except I’m going to make it 12-pack Tuesday. Thanks again, Spewf!

We’ve all been in that desperate situation of having a lot of beer, none of which are cold and very little time, or money for new cold beer. The good news is, all you need is some water, ice and a little salt. The salt does something to lower the freezing temperature of the water or something scientific like that. Anyways, check it out.

One thing that guys do too much when trying to find a date or pick up a girl in the bar, is they play themselves up too much and make themselves look like they are bragging. That is bad, but on the flipside, a girl needs to know that you have high self-value to make her interested. How do you do this without actually saying anything? One way is by carrying yourself in a way that lets her know what type of person you are without even needing to speak. Standing up straight with your head held up high says a whole lot more about how confident you are than some story about how you aren’t afraid of anything. While you shouldn’t be trying to pull girls based on your money, girls pick up those type of things, and keeping nice accessories, but never mentioning them is another great way to accomplish this without ever saying a thing. Cocky is only good to show you are in control of the situation, never to prove how good or cool you are.